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Anti Nuclear Morris

How many older (I use the word advisedly) members of the team remember the famous nuclear arms mumming play and the performance in the Queens Hotel in Maltby where Pete let off a double Thunderflash and cleared the room which was full of smoke by this time.

I have just come across the attached paragraph in a book by Ian McMillan called ‘Neither Nowt Nor Summat’ where he goes in search of the true Yorkshire. He was obviously there that night and although his memories of the event are not exactly accurate it was obviously us performing Malcolm Reed’s play and it sort of sums up the chaos that ensued.

John Scholey

John is right when he says Ian was there that night but time seems to have played tricks on his memory. I remember it well simply because I seriously thought I had damaged the pub and was on my way to prison for endangering life. It was downstairs in the concert room at the back and there was no tape recorder, the explosion was very, very real.

I borrowed a theatrical thunderflash device from Graham Stubbs which consisted of a wooden block with two round flat thundercaps/ charges, a pull, plunge leaver and a switch that turned a red light on. My instructions from Graham were very clear but perhaps in hindsight a little basic: switch on, raise the leaver and plunge when the time is right  which was to be when Malcolm Reed (Mephistopheles) stumbled and dropped while juggling two nuclear bombs. My timing for once was good but the effect was startling and brought everything to a stand still as the pub was cleared of coughing souls.

As the smoke cleared it was obvious to me that the stage had took the bulk of the blast transforming it from white paint to black soot and I spent a good ten minutes trying to wash the front of the stage down with my morris hankies and bring it back to its proper colour before the landlord had a chance to see it.  It was only when I returned the device back to Graham and he wanted to know what I had done with the spare thunderclap that I realised I had  given The Queens Head a double and according to Graham a dangerous blast. 1982 should go down as the year Sheffield City Morris tried and failed to blow Maltby from the map of South Yorkshire.

When we performed the play at the Highcliffe Taffy Thomas was in the audience and asked if the Salami Brothers could use it and it became a part of their act. Perhaps we should resurrect it now that Trumps in power.

Pete Smith

Sheffield 10k Run

Pete and Dominic dancing to the finishTwo of our team members Pete Delemare (Bagman) and Dominic Rice (Squire) joined thousands of other runners to complete the Sheffield 10K this morning. However, unlike the other runners Pete and Dominic ran in full morris gear just to make it a bit harder. Well they would have been in full gear if it hadn’t been for their silly foot ware.

Pete and Dominic fooling about.

I think the hardest part was having to stand there cheering for an hour or so and taking the photos. Well done  Mrs Smith for rattling my morris bells and shouting encouragement to all and sundry.


And of course a big thank you to Mr John Scholey and Chris Willan for taking the photos.




CD Launch Evening

cdposterOver 70 people turned up to the launch of our new CD All Mouth and Green Trousers at the Shakespeare pub on Friday night. The evening started with a few tunes from city morris musicians Alec Thompson, Martin Watson, Linda Callaghan and Anne Smith before going into concert mode.

The concert was scheduled to last an hour but finished up going on from 8.30 to 11.15 with a 30 minute break for light refreshments. A big thank you to all those who sang and a special thank you to all those who turned up and made it such a good evening and of course all those who bought the CD.

Pete Smith
Sheffield City Morris singing



Yorkshire Half Marathon

Sheffield City morris man Dominic Rice running the Sheffield Yorkshire Half Marathon in morris gear to mark the 40th Anniversary of the team. Well done Dominic.


nnie, Margaret and Alec cheering Dominic on just below the Round House.


All Mouth And Green Trousers


All Mouth And Green Trousers

Singing as always been an integral element of a Sheffield City morris performance and we have often been asked by other teams, when performing at festivals and on weekend events,  to produce a CD of our songs.  So as part of the 40th celebrations the team have done just that and attempted to recreate a teams’ live performance.  The CD covers the main songs sung by the team over the past 40 years interspersed with our Medup dances and band tunes.  The CD was recorded by Tom Wright at Burton St and mixed at Yellow Arch Studios – his  other CDs includes The Albion Band, Gavin Davenport, and Ceiron Boyle – and the artwork is by Thom Wilson.

CDs are now on sale from any team member for £10 or contact t[email protected] or [email protected]


To listen to track 9 Labouring Men click here